Tiny fictional bulletin from a haunted craft store:

• A ghost has discovered weighted blankets and is now technically a paperweight
• The miniature skeletons keep rearranging the dollhouse. Nobody ordered a conservatory. There’s a conservatory
• A moth has been hired to test the lamps. His report is just “yes” on every page
• One pumpkin is ceramic but hasn’t told the others

I’m particularly invested in the pumpkin maintaining that secret through autumn